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for fun and for practice, i am posting last night's awesome ride for your viewing pleasure. i know a lot of you have garmin's but for those who don't and who may be thinking about it, this is for you. i'll post a run tomorrow so you can see that too.
if you click on view details(very bottom, right-hand corner), you can see all kinds of cool data. so far i've really enjoyed using it. kinda keeps me on task especially while running.
and now for something i've been wanting to post for a while but kept forgetting. this is for all you cyclists out there but can easily be adapted to include triathletes too. it's a piece by new york city bike snob from the may 2010 issue of bicycling magazine. enjoy!
Don't be a Pro
Why you shouldn't talk, dress or pee like you're paid to ride
We pass through many stages in our evolution as cyclists. First, we simply ride our bikes, grinning with joy and blissfully unaware of the mistakes we are making. Then, like Adam and Eve, we become self-aware. Our bliss turns to shame and our smiles disappear. This means we're improving, and part of improving is learning what is "pro."
Obsession with being pro usually begins shortly after you've replaced your shorts with bibs, and it ends when you actually become a pro cyclist, which is typically never. Pro behaviors may include maintaining a studied air of mild discomfort at all times while on your bike, wearing embrocation instead of tights and successfully urinating while riding.
Sadly, though, too few people grasp that trying to be pro is just a subtler form of what some might call "being a dork." Take white cycling apparel, for example. Being paid to wear all white is pro; wearing it for free just means you're a rain shower away from showing the group ride your ass.
Having a power meter or a coach is similarly unpro. Whether it's the SRM on Fabian Cancellara's bike or the electric meter on your house, power needs to be measured only when money is changing hands. Otherwise, the label for a person who unnecessarily measures power with electronic equipment is a "geek." And hiring a coach when you're not a pro is like hiring an accountant even though you're exempt from paying income tax.
The truth is that much of what cyclists call "pro" is just obsession with the tools of a trade. It's like getting a bunch of professional dentist equipment, using it to brush your teeth and bragging about how you're "so dental." Really, "pro" just means "cool," and in both cases if you have to try to be it, you're not. There's nothing pro about urinating while riding if you have the luxury of getting off the bike. It's cooler to stop and smell the roses—or relieve yourself on them.
i've made several hundred copies of this article to hand out at the next group ride...just kidding!
gotta roll now. i have a training calender to fill out that will dictate my life for the next 4 months and i have to say, i am so looking forward to every second of it.
TGIF is right around the corner ya'll. what's on your schedule this weekend?
much love and peace out!
hahah ..."so dental" .. that just cracked me up! And the white riding kit is so true!
ReplyDeleteYou are like the Garmin tech. That is pretty cool how to embed the image from garmin connect. I really need to start using that software more.
Too funny. I am going dental tomorrow. No really, just a cleaning. Ain't that wierd?
ReplyDeleteNot quite as Garmin tech as Jason. He is the king of Garmin tech in my eyes. I'd like to add to the don't be pro list and say that those who don't wave back or return a simple good morning or hello are pro...suckers!
ReplyDeleteJim, that's straight out of the twilight zone!
ReplyDeleteThat article is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteHaha - nice article...I'd fall under the classification PRE ROOKIE...glad you are diggin the 310!
ReplyDeleteGarmin connect is great! Uh oh, I guess I have fallen into "that guy" territory. I sport a white Cervelo Jersey on my white Cervelo S2 racing bike while running a powerTap in the rear. Oops!
ReplyDeleteNow that I know where you live (thanks to your Garmin), I'll be over for a beer...
ReplyDeleteStalker Bob
Thanks so much for posting the Garmin info. Now I really, really want one. Summer is the best time to make that kind of purchase too as I'll have time to play around with it.
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not, I am not racing this weekend. Two in one week is enough until the 20th:) Instead, I'm starting to build mileage again.
I have the Garmin 305, but yours is just awesome! It looks like you had a great ride! :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha...That article was pretty funny!
Hi! saw a comment of yours, and clicked on your profile: we're the same age and both love tri's!;-)
ReplyDeleteHave a good wknd!
Love the elevation gain! A Garmin is definitely on my wish list.
ReplyDeleteWhite and red shorts should just be banned, period, might as well be naked
ReplyDeleteI love that post, I am going to email it to the team, though we ride for charity, my goodness, some realllllyyyy take it too seriously for a bunch of "ex-racers"
Glad you're enjoying your Garmin. I have the same one and I love it! Awesome article "Don't be a Pro". Happy Friday!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shout out!
ReplyDeleteNow I can be even more impressed with your rides seeing you splits....dag 21+ MPH for over 30 miles! Nice!
I have already forwarded this post to all my friends who ride :)
I love articles like that one. Seriously, newbies need all the help they can get, even sarcastic help. Of course the article is less about newbies and more about those who know enough to be dangerous but still, it's information.
ReplyDeleteYou know Gadget Girl here is excited for you and your new Garmin!! I'm a Garmin junkie and I still haven't unlocked its potential. Enjoy it!
(Ahem - have you been to the Genius Bar yet?)
HAHA PRO = Be an ass on the bike and you are too cool to acknowledge that there are other people gracing your own pavement.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I get my kicks by whooping those snobs on the bike in the races haha... if you are gonna act the part, put up or shut up. You can act like a pro in my book if you whoop me in a race :)
LOVE the 310!
Great article!
ReplyDeleteI love playing with the Garmin data every once in a while...it collects data that I don't even know what to do with, so for now I stick with distance, pace, and calories. Hope you had fun on your run!
Hillarious article, and I love the GARMIN. Have a great article
ReplyDeleteI love this article. A bit of reflection is good. Guess I don't need a power tap or a coach! Keeping the garmin, though.
ReplyDeleteI have pre ordered and am awaiting my first GARMIN EVER! (end of the month ish)
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!!! I love my garmin!
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